I go to seek a great perhaps

sad—tuna: heeeey it’s logan reese! arrested for illegal...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:28:37 -0400

sad—tuna:

heeeey it’s logan reese! arrested for illegal drug use and fucking a minor -.-

still hot.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:37:15 -0400

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:59:30 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

523

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:41:39 -0400

I didn’t realize how much I missed you

Until I was 523 miles away.

Too far to do anything about it

But not too far removed.

And I cried.

I cried

Ugly.

I stared up at the moon,

And saw the hidden part,

Even though only the crescent was lit.

And it made me

Think of you.

Orion’s belt

Held up his silhouette

Along with my feelings for you.

The breeze smelled like you.

Cigarette smoke

Axe body spray

Old books

Grass

Thought

And cried

Until I got a headache.

And even then,

I took an Advil

And thought of you some more.

The shadows of my favorite oak tree

Became your limbs

Your shape

You.

I wanted to lie down in the grass

And embrace you.

But those 523 miles…

Cripplingly far

Depressing

To even

Think

Of.

My bare feet in the grass were

Cold but comforting.

Coming from the Earth,

Direct contact

Only feels

Right.

But lonely,

I stood there,

Wishing for you

And hoping that someday

Eventually,

I’d run those 523 miles to you.

And eventually I’d hold you,

Sweaty, and breathless

But alive and

Together

You and

523.

skinsky: seems legit

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:38:59 -0400

skinsky:

seems legit

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:24:46 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:24:36 -0400

larellee: Late Mother’s Day pic Surely they’ve had their...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:23:50 -0400

larellee:

Late Mother’s Day pic

Surely they’ve had their moments…

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:23:34 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts: thecookiecosplayer: looks like my ride...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:22:53 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

gemmacorrell: In 2012, I worked with Olivari Olive oil to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:22:45 -0400

gemmacorrell:

In 2012, I worked with Olivari Olive oil to create a year-long series of “How To…” cartoons for Facebook. Here’s one of them.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:25:42 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:25:04 -0400

vic-toriadel: h0llo: minccinorris: the best fucking vine...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:47:45 -0400

vic-toriadel:

h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

oh my hod

fasterfood: started from the bottom now we are lost and looking for directions back to the bottom

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:47:01 -0400

fasterfood:

started from the bottom now we are lost and looking for directions back to the bottom

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:46:49 -0400

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:34:05 -0400

ejacutastic: thanks edward

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:33:43 -0400

ejacutastic:

thanks edward

realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:33:22 -0400

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

dampsandwich: excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:32:34 -0400

dampsandwich:

excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts