July 2012
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
ahomelessboyslife:
why do famous people always give their kids weird names i mean why not greg or jane why does it have to be lemon river albatross or something
raytoroisqueen:
they prefer to be called african american eyed peas thank you very much
telescopics:
malforms:
nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud
unless your screams of “gay” are muffled by another guy’s cock
that’s pretty gay
ironfistbitch:
wait people got mad at brave because there were no black people in the movie
a movie set in scotland during the 10th century
Tumblr how i've missed you
saromy:
Remember the Alamo.
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
