methlabrador: wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU...
The Proper American Way To Prepare Tea
youth-joy-and-freedom: Take tea. Throw in harbor. Let sit. Initiate revolution.
mr-market-man asked: what show was that video you reblogged....?! I'm killing myself trying to figure it out:(
colfricans: i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
shavingryansprivates: the last one omfg this show was my shit omgggg
xsparkage: anneka: scrafty1: chalcosoma2: littlecthulhu: This can’t be real. Crying. Mascara bleeding into my eyes. Help. this will haunt her for the rest of her life THEY FRENCHED. Okay I don’t know which is the most awkward part to mention. Y’all need to watch this. This really WILL haunt her for life. oh my goodness. yes, the gorgeous skater replied Pushed at her wonder...
nyuujou: “i’m so grunge” the 16-year-old girl with dip-dyed hair wearing a Nirvana croptop says to herself as she reblogs a picture of a toilet
You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the...– Jeff Stuckel (via brittalatapus)
At home: I want to go out, I want friends.
When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
mycroft: behind every great man is me checkin out dat ass