March 2011
My mom said I have to shut everything off at 11.
stephenell:
'nuff said.
Lust is the desire for their body; love is the desire for their soul.
When guys have respect for girls.
It is so rare. So when a guy actually does have some respect for females, it is such a turn on. How they know how to talk to a lady and be kind and don’t always expect girls to be easy and slutty. When they expect more from you than your body, and actually know that there’s a lot more to offer and that some girls are actually smart and open minded. Guys who don’t only think of girls body parts...
When my physics teacher speaks and makes no sense...
ciccosanti:
aka my face during sant’s class
so this is how harry's kids' names went down.
harry: hey, i was thinking... can i name all of our kids?
ginny: but... i'm the one who's gonna be pushing them out of my banjingo...
harry: DID YOU SAVE THE WIZARDING WORLD FROM CERTAIN DOOM AND IN THE PROCESS REDEEM HUMANITY? NO? I DON'T THINK SO. I. NAME. THE. KIDS.
February 2011
hahahahah plot keywords for justin bieber's "never...
Plot Keywords:Children | Performer Name In Title | Low Budget Film | Female Frontal Nudity | Lesbian
fuckin rant.
ugghhhhhghhg. why the fuck do people change? like i honestly feel like there is something wrong with me, seeing as how all of the people i end up being friends with end up completely different. this is the reason why i fucking LOVED moving every single year. that way the people didn’t have time to change. i’m so sick of this pathetic bullshit. everyone’s so goddamn fake in this...
Your crush walks in the room...
Your friend instantly turns to you and is like:
And you’re just like:
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
ciccosanti:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
i know i have one but this just made me laugh so hard
hahahah every time i see my grandma.
When friends send one word texts.
ashwii-nj:
jessicaashley444:
chicago-:
AHEMMM CERTAIN FUCKIN PEOPLE
JESS YOU DO THIS.
That mood when everyone pisses you off
gottahavethatfunk:
para una razon que no sé, quiero que hable en...
estoy viendo “skins,” y effy ha golpeado katie, por que katie era una punta y se amenazó effy. la punta lo mereció, vamos effy, bueno para ti.<3
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
just looked at my face close up....
my acne=
British accents make swears sound SO much better
thehipnewtrend:
everybodyisflying:
karmakarma-:
and every other word for that matter.
deff one of the reasons skins is so awesome
Fucking right, it’s never been so pleasing to call someone a right bloody fucking tosser than in an english accent
i'm freeezin.
ndb.
