lameborghini:
onestrangekid:
lameborghini:
are there any text post ideas left or are we just recycling the same ideas over and over again
I don’t have a witty reply to your text post because all of them have already been used
i can’t think of a sarcastic remark that hasn’t been said before
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
malkatz:
seductive-carrot:
egberts:
seductive-carrot:
egberts:
imagine an entire school bus filled with avocados
egberts are you okay?
imagine an entire school bus filled with avocados
yeah i dont think you’re okay
imagine the bus crashes and creates guacamole
"I’m not drunk yet, but we haven’t
spoken in months now
and I wanted to tell you that
someone threw a bouquet of roses
in the trash bin on the corner of my
street, and I wanted to cry
because, because
well,
you know exactly why.
And, I guess I’m calling because
only you understand
how that would break my heart."
- If I Left You a Voicemail, This Would Be It (Shinji Moon)